Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)
The idea of a shopping list fills you with horror, doesn't it, Sagittarius? In fact, this week, the idea of picking up a basket is unthinkable. So, you drive that little red car trolley around the supermarket; it's not like they'll recognise you in your false moustache anyway.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)
Why is the freezer stuff furthest away? Why does the bread always get squashed under the potatoes? We don't understand why the heavy things aren't in the early aisles, Capricorn. This layout makes no sense to us either.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)
There are not many people whose idea of a good time is a leisurely stroll under the glaring luminescence of supermarket strip lighting, but you love it, Aquarius. The 24-hour supermarket was a genius invention, wasn’t it? No one to rush you, and you can spend as many hours as you like debating which biscuits to buy.
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